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November 2011
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That's What We DO!: Religious Bra →
thatswhatwedo:
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife’
‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man ‘There is more than one type?’
‘Look…
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The layout is pretty spot on, but the hooky letters—”
Me: “The font, you mean?”
Client: “Yes, the font. It’s too snooty. It’s not any fun.”
Me: “I think it makes everything look quite professional.”
Client: “It’s too cold… What’s that sand one I like? With the sand letters.
Me: “I have no idea. I mean, I vaguely recall something called sand, but—”
Client: “Comic...
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October 2011
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Meh.
In kind of a meh mood.
I can’t sleep and because of that the girl went back to her own place tonight. It’s the first time in a long time that I really feel alone again. We’ve slept apart before but usually it’s because I’m super tired and I passed out while she was working on something, or we agree that we’re both going to be up late so we should...
I Love Bicycles: #fromwhereibike →
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Photos by tylerturtle, joey, rowdydugan, bexfinch, financedepartment, carlsturgess, taerizz, peteradams, favro & akhravi.
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September 2011
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Lets Leave No Words Unspoken
“Playing my songs is the way I cope with life I Won’t keep my voice down”
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